News & Events
May 11, 2015
The Gordon Cup: Noodle Hockey at its Finest
This Special Report comes to you direct from the Pastoral Sports Centre (aka “parking garage in the basement”):
After the official singing of O Canada,the playoff round of Noodle Hockey got under way in friendly yet fierce competition between the “pinks” and “yellows.” At the end of the work day on Wednesday, May 6 the pastoral staff let out a little steam and unwound like the champions they are by vying for the coveted “Gordon Noodle Cup.” Unconfirmed rumour has it at least one person received a two-game suspension for excessive enthusiasm, which may or may not be enforced. The “big game” will occur on Wednesday, May 20: surely more reports will follow.
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Singing O Canada before the game commences
Ready for action!
HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!